Unlike most office pools for the Oscars, The Roz And Mocha Oscar bets are for favours! Mocha and Damnit Maurie have each picked winners for the 4 main categories, the loser has to do a requested favor for the other!

Scroll down a bit to see all the bets!

Director:

IF MOCHA WINS: He wants to leave early, Maurie takes over the show from 8am.

If Maurie Wins: He wants a piggy back ride from studio to his desk all morning.

 

Martin Scorsese, “The Irishman” – MOCHA
Todd Phillips, “Joker” – MOCHA
Sam Mendes, “1917” – MOCHA
Quentin Tarantino, “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” – MAURIE
Bong Joon Ho, “Parasite” – MAURIE

 

Lead Actress:

IF MOCHA WINS: Make balloon animals for Cruze

If Maurie Wins: Please floss my teeth for me like my dentist does

 

Cynthia Erivo, “Harriet” – MOCHA
Scarlett Johansson, “Marriage Story” – MAURIE
Saoirse Ronan, “Little Women” – MOCHA
Charlize Theron, “Bombshell” – MAURIE
Renee Zellweger, “Judy” – MAURIE

 

Lead Actor:

IF MOCHA WINS: Please cream my feet

If Maurie Wins: Please cream my feet

 

Antonio Banderas, “Pain and Glory” – MAURIE
Leonardo DiCaprio, “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” – MAURIE
Adam Driver, “Marriage Story” – MOCHA
Joaquin Phoenix, “Joker” – MOCHA
Jonathan Pryce, “The Two Popes” – MOCHA

 

Best Picture:

IF MOCHA WINS: Jenna shrunk my favorite shirt, please wear it to stretch it out.

If Maurie Wins: Please cut up my food and feed it to me like daddy did.

 

“Ford v Ferrari” – MOCHA
“The Irishman” – MOCHA
“Jojo Rabbit” – MAURIE
“Joker” – MAURIE
“Little Women” – MOCHA
“Marriage Story” – MAURIE
“1917” – MOCHA
“Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” – MAURIE
“Parasite” – MAURIE

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