I’m not making this up! Apparently Pete Davidson is upset with Ariana Grande for referencing his hoohaa as ‘huge.’



During his stand-up show at Tarrytown Music Hall in New York, Pete joked, “I don’t like that she talked all that s**t for my penis. Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed.” I mean, dude has a point!

It all started because of this lovely tweet (below).  When a fan on Twitter asked, “How long is Pete?” in reference to Ari’s ‘Pete Interlude,’ Ariana replied, “Like 10 inches? Oh, I mean, like a little over a minute.”  You can say Pete became the poster boy for what Ariana called it ‘BDE’ (short for Big D**k Energy (and nope, still not making this up!).





Ariana even wrote ‘HUUUUUGE’ in her pretend ‘Burn Book’ that was featured in her ‘Thank U, Next’ video, written underneath a photo of Ariana and Pete, with Pete’s face scribbled on.





Shortly after their public breakup, during his NYE comedy set, Pete shared, “Here’s the thing about the breakup song. Usually breakup songs you know who it’s about but you don’t really know. That G named all of us.  Bam. She named all of us. And then, tells us, yeah, he has a big d**k.”


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And it doesn’t stop there.  Pete also says, “This relationship doesn’t go well with this very popular person, and then she goes, ‘Oh, it didn’t go well. He has a big d**k, though.’ And everybody’s like, ‘Oh, what a nice girl.’ No! ‘Genius’ is the correct word.  There’s a reason why she is who she is. She is one of the smartest people in the world. It’s true. She is a very tiny girl, right? She has very tiny hands. Everything is f*****g fun-sized to her, OK? She knows this! It was a big joke when we first started dating.”

Can Pete just say ‘thank you’ and move on?


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