Woman Lashes Out Cheating Boyfriend At Dinner; Another Patron Live Tweets the Whole Thing!

A woman named Ashe Dryden was enjoying lunch at a spot in Toronto when she heard the woman sitting next to her confront the man with her about cheating(according to BlogTO, the scene where the live-tweeting took place was SOCO in Delta Hotel).

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So did she step in? Mind her own business and keep eating? Nope!

She tweeted the entire drama for our viewing pleasure and it gets crazy.

Check out the series of tweets below!

omg the woman next to me just confronted the man with her because she found out he’s been seeing her while in another long-term relationship

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

she is not having it lol

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

y’all she found out because his girlfriend called her

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

The guy is nervously shaking his leg and can’t look at her while she calmly eats her food and lays into him

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

I haven’t heard him saying anything but stuttered sentence fragments and animal-in-pain noises and shes like pic.twitter.com/hjJDEn9cQr

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Dude: “But we were unhappy. She spent $25k on her credit card!”

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Do you think men learn critical thinking skills at any point or

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Waiter: are you two thinking about dessert?
Him: no
Her: (to him) are you joking rn? (To waiter) yes, a cappuccino and chocolate cake

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Do you think it would be inappropriate for me to propose to this woman while she eats her chocolate cake over his tears

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: no I really wanna know what you were thinking.
Him: I don’t know. It was an accident, it just happened!

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

y’all this is my new favorite telanovela

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I can’t believe I wasted my vacation days on you

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

God I love this woman.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

She’s like… not even mad? She’s cracking up at this guy as he realizes his whole personal life is now

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

I wish I could covertly record a video of this guy’s hands. It’s like someone brand new learning to operate a Muppet

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: you’re like, offended by the fact that I found out. What did you think was gonna happen?

Him: I don’t know, okay, I don’t know.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: no, look at me. Actually you know what, don’t look at me. You’re trying to make this about your feelings, I can see it in your reaction

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Cappuccino has arrived!

Her: you actually just said the words “you need to stay” to me. You said that. Do you hear yourself?

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

I didn’t think this shit happened in real life.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: This is gonna sound mean, but I’m gonna find someone new right away and be happy while you’ll still be a cheating loser

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I don’t feel guilty at all.
Him: I’m very comfortable with who I am. I’m not a bad guy.

She’s just staring at him

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I’m jumping to massive conclusions here, but I swear I have very little confidence in your ability to be a good guy, Brad.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: you’re aggressively passive aggressive. You’re extremely irreverent, cynical guy and every convo we’ve had is you just undermining me

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: you’re a Chief Whatever-the-hell-you-are and still a small, sad man.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

(I’m literally having an adrenaline rush listening to this woman, like I’m fight-or-flight response-ing on her behalf)

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: you had me and this is what you chose to do with that opportunity.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

I wonder if this guy lives with either of these women because I have a feeling his shit is going down a trash chute somewhere.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: but look at me: I’m fine. I’m going out tonight and gonna do body shots. I’m tired of you but I’m fine.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: do you even wanna make an argument on your behalf before I run out of time and energy?

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Dude is nervous leg shaking all over the place haha pic.twitter.com/yYLWYnCyfU

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: there’s no harm in talking about this.

(I’m afraid to look at her face right now)

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

(Missed some stuff because waiter was talking to me)

Her: I’m not suggesting anything, can you offer a truthful answer?

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: it’s not gonna make me satisfied to see you suffer, because I don’t care. It’s not about agreeing it’s about you can’t listen.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

lol omg

Her: do you think you’ve always been like this? I’m not suggesting you’ve not changed, but I haven’t seen evidence.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: there’s trauma there, I should’ve been honest about it but I didn’t stay for 5 years (are you fucking kidding me?!) to hurt you

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: so you need to move to another city or location (do they work in the same office?)
Him: I’m not gonna do that, the CEO position is open

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Swear to god if this guy is her boss I hope she destroys him.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: it’s amazing to me how frequently you change your mind

Her: really? This is really surprising to me. This is your logic.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: can I ask you another question? You don’t have to answer it. What do you think Stacy thinks right now?

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

I assume Stacy is the other, longer-term gf.

I really hope that this woman and Stacy become bffs after this.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: the first thing she said to me is “we’re gonna be so much happier”. We’re gonna be happy not staying up until 3am reading your emails

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Waiter just came back and she paid the bill ???

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: so I can send you an email after I think about this some more?

Her: you wanna send me an email?

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

He keeps trying to signal he’s getting up to leave and she’s still talking to him

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: I’d personally have a hard time if I can’t.

Her: I don’t know what you think warrants that.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

WHO IS THIS WOMAN I NEED TO KNOW

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Swear to god she said TED talk. I swear to you.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I wanna talk about me. I’m not talking about you anymore.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: you’ve said you’d live in the back of a van eating baked beans
Him: I don’t remember having said that

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I blocked the rest out because I was traumatized
…
Her: it’s insidious, you’ve been taking women for granted and you’re still doing it

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I like that I never have to worry about you again. What a relief.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I’m glad we did this because I never have to do this again, you know what I mean? No, you don’t. My shit is open and yours is bullshit.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: I’m not even joking, I’m being serious.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: being part of the solution is hard.
Her: it takes energy, but it’s not hard.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

I’m running out of excuses to be occupying this table after lunch and dessert

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

He’s leaning way back in his chair with his arms crossed like he can’t believe someone is dressing him down like this lol

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: I have to find myself, yeah, but it’s hard because I see things I wanna be a part of and I care about a lot of things, you know

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: 1 relationship is too much responsibility for you. Do you think I’m crazy now?
Him: I’m not gonna lie there have been times when I did

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

It’s like he just can’t stop digging.

She’s cracking up at him now

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: again, way more info than you deserve, but I’d feel bad about this if you showed any genuine remorse

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Him: anyway I should probably go

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

They walked out together. Those two tables are how close we’ve been lol pic.twitter.com/8SPgZTkBpz

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

lol at people mad I didn’t take video. What is wrong with you lol

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017