This Girl Strikes Out Hard Trying to Get a Date with Her Uber Driver

Twitter user @KelliAmirah shared a wild story on Twitter last week about trying to ask her Uber driver out on a date. It all started when she discovered that her driver was fine AF.

Y'all I just shot my shot at an uber driver

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It all started on Saturday night, when me and my friends got an uber to this party.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

The driver called to let me know he was outside and I'm like bet, we're coming. Hung up. Made the observation that his voice was fine af

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So we get in the car and I realize the voice match the person. He fine. He light bright. Got a beard. Wearing glasses. All good things

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So there's minor small talk in the car, nothing major, And our destination is quickly approaching. But I'm not ready to shoot yet

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Meanwhile me and my friend in the car texting about the whole thing while she's in the front seat and I'm in the back pic.twitter.com/DsUyd3nhul

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like we pulling up to the spot and I don't know what to do. So then I spur of the moment accidentally on-purpose leave my charger behind

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I'm like oops. Looks like I'll just have to contact the driver about my lost item pic.twitter.com/qDU9LI6a8q

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I wait about a half hour or so before I go to the uber app to contact my driver about my "lost item" pic.twitter.com/vLPUsYoJZu

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I'm calling, and the phone is ringing… and ringing… Y'all I'm at this party in a corner like pic.twitter.com/Ub5zEXkkvh

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

… and then it goes to voicemail. But I wasn't too hurt cuz it's also like 1 am. I leave a message and decide to try again tomorrow

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So like midday, around 2ish I call again… and once again get sent to voicemail pic.twitter.com/cBeeIfJYUc

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I leave another message but at this point I'm thinking how stupid this was. What if this man just keeps my charger? Why you do this Kelli

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

It finally reaches like midnight on Sunday and I still have heard nothing back. At this point, I'm ready to take the L pic.twitter.com/aJD3WTQOdT

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I go in the uber app & fill out the info on my lost item in hopes that maybe Uber can get this nigga to respond, because calling not working

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So fast forward to Monday night, I'm pressed, tryna cram for my Econ final. Questioning my whole college existence at this point TBH. pic.twitter.com/3srHehfbGI

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

In the midst of my studying, I check my phone and see a new message from an unknown number pic.twitter.com/RBUhFQ6zxG

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I'm excited. I finally got a response. I'm gonna get my charger back. And now I can actually shoot my shot. pic.twitter.com/gStfZ0jkBF

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I let him know I'm free today in between my finals from 11-2. He's like send the address and I'll try to make it. I'm like bet pic.twitter.com/K9Zw3SDoR2

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So fast forward to today. I'd been up all night studying Econ. Up at the ass crack of morning. Tiredt. Stressed. A mess honestly. pic.twitter.com/gGjhCqk0Hb

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Went and took my final at 8 am and was back in my dorm by 9:15. Y'all I was so tired. I set some alarms and knocked out

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So after snoozing like three different alarms I wake back up at 11 something and check my phone. He texted. pic.twitter.com/Pzfz3xFRI7

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Mind you, I look like death. Crust in my eyes, face bare. Wearing sweats and a hoodie. Looking hurt. pic.twitter.com/DxapoUL8gn

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So 20 min later I've achieved a light beat, look a little more put together. I'm ready. pic.twitter.com/yBODFZwv07

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/i/moments/808111234830594049

Now this entire time I'm texting all my friends trying to figure out how I'm gonna shoot this shot. I'm shy and just trash at shooting shots

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So he finally texts me saying he's here right as I finish my face. And now my anxiety acting up. I'm thinking bout if I really wanna do this pic.twitter.com/saR15bNr6S

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Luckily @RadicalBreezyy had come to my room and was hyping me up, making sure I didn't chicken out

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I head outside, into this brick ass drizzle, and I'm like sicing myself up as I walk. pic.twitter.com/aGpk6PCNQH

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I get to the car and knock on the passenger side window and he rolls it down. My anxiety… through the roof.
Me on the inside: pic.twitter.com/onpFSI2LrS

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I say hey and he's like "oh hey wassup" and looks for my charger for .2 sec before handing it to me.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Now I have a good ass look at his face & I'm like he too fine, I can't back down.So I'm thanking him for bringing it & he's like no problem

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I can tell he's about to make moves to leave so it's now or never. Time to actually shoot this shot

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So I say, "Excuse me if this is really forward, but would you like to go out sometime?" pic.twitter.com/XyomQzyHAn

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

And then he like chuckles and smiles, and says "Text me" pic.twitter.com/nHbiEn2Div

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

So yeah. I shot my shot. It actually was successful. The end.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

I did not mean for this thread to be so long but I told it how I would tell a story in real life and I like details so yeah. Sorry

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 6, 2016

Update: I hate my life. pic.twitter.com/bapaxnVFLI

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

This man is married. Has a whole ass wife. What.

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

I'm really just sitting here so befuddled…

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

Why not just tell me upfront thooo. "Wanna go out sometime?" "I'm married" "okay cool. Bye"

— Nocturnal HoHoHo? (@KelliAmirah) December 10, 2016

HE HAS A WHOLE ASS WIFE… damn..