Vogue, everyone’s metric for what’s cool and what’s not, says that cleavage is officially dead. Judge Vogue, made the ruling in this month’s edition of the magazine.

 

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In an article titled, “Desperately Seeking Cleavage,” the magazine writes, “those magnificent mounds pushed together to display sexual empowerment, to seduce, to inspire lust or even just to show off – is over, or at least, taking a well-earned break. Rejecting the stereotypes of gender has been brought sharply into focus, with the days of women as eye-candy, their sexuality positively smouldering rather than subtly played out, officially over” and that “the tits will not be out for the lads. Or for anyone else, for that matter.”

 

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So there you have it women! Start taking off your boobs and get in fashion by wearing your boobless chests!

 

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