Jennifer Lopez has set down the law when it comes to boyfriend Casper Smart. Find out what rules she has after the jump.

Casper told Access Hollywood that he has to be dressed to the nines when he is around his girlfriend.

He said:

“I have to watch what I wear. I can’t walk around in, like, sweats and chill-out clothes. I’ve gotta be nice.”

Got any rules for your man?

Is Kanye writing breakup songs? Is Britney terrorizing old men in California? Is 40 too old for Playboy? All the answers after the jump.

Is Kanye West already writing breakup songs about Kim?

No. But that’s what mediatakeout is reporting. The LEAST credible gossip site on the Internet claims Kanye is preparing a hit music back up plan in case things don’t work out … the site also claims the rapper’s next record will be a “BREAKUP ALBUM” featuring “NUMEROUS Kim Kardashian DISS TRACKS!!!”

Gotta give it to mediatakeout because a rumour like this sounds almost believable … but is it true? God no.

Is Britney Spears terrorizing golfers at Sherwood Country Club

That’s what The National Enquirer is reporting. That Britney has taken up golf at the course her new home in Thousand Oaks, California backs onto and golfers at the country club are “running for cover. An anonymous source to the tabloid even claims Brit has hit a few golfers and even managed to land a few shots in golf carts.

Is it true? God no. Any golfer will tell you it is ridiculously tough to hit someone or their cart let alone multiple times … and practically impossible if you’re just picking up the sport.

Jenny McCarthy turning 40 and posing for Playboy?

Yup and good for her!

She’ll appear in the July issue of the magazine that launched her career in 1993.

Nicki Minaj gets romanced by Nas and dances with Chris Brown in her brand spanking new music video for the ballad ‘Right By My Side.’

We’ve got your first look…

Watch Damnit Maurie drink “aloe” for his juice cleanse on The Roz & Mocha Show.

WARNING: you WILL laugh out loud…

The Roz & Mocha Show: show producer “Damnit Maurie” is on a 10 day cleanse with Belmonte Raw that started on May 16, 2012. Part of his daily routine is to drink an ‘aloe’ shot once per day. Having never done this before, we decided to film Maurie’s reaction to taking his first ever aloe shot

Think about your BFF. You’d do anything for them right? What if they asked you to shoot them in the leg because they want to know what it feels like? Yup… It happened…

Stockholm New York – Shawn Mossow, 25, shot his friend in the leg after his repeated requests.  He has been charged with first-degree reckless endangerment and held in jail on a $10,000 bail.  The friend repeatedly asked to be shot in the leg so he could experience what it felt like.  Mossow eventually gave in, firing a bullet of his .22 caliber rifle into his buddy’s right leg. 

His unidentified friend was taken to hospital for treatment of a non-threatening gunshot wound.  According to police, he is expected to make a full recovery.

If the latest rumours are true, there will be another change at the judging table on American Idol next season…

The word on the street is that Jennifer Lopez will not return to American Idol next season. A source says that she will be focusing on touring and her family. It also seems likely that it’s true because JLo will be on tour overseas when the new season of Idol is set to begin taping later this year.

In today’s KISS DiSH…

Where does Bieber rank on Forbes list of 100 most powerful celebrities? You’ll Be Shocked at where the Kardashian’s end up on the list…

No shock here, once again, on the Forbes 100 most powerful celebs list the top spots go to Jennifer Lopez followed by Oprah Winfrey.

Of all of the ranked celebrities, Winfrey earned the most with $165 million, but check this out…

Forbes magazine has ranked Canadian pop star Justin Bieber third on its list of the world’s 100 most powerful celebrities. If he was your boyfriend, he’d share this: dude earned $55 million US in the past year.

The BIG shocker, it’s hard to KEEP UP with them if their this far down on the list…two newcomers to the list, which has been published since 1999, include Kim and Khloe Kardashian, who ranked 7th and 73rd, respectively.

Speaking of the Kardashians…

Kanye West will be seen with Kim Kardashian on the next season of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” but sources close to the couple are saying that none of their relationship will be featured on the show! Isn’t that why we watch? We want drama!

The awesome hockey movie GOON is headed for DVD, and we talked to one of its stars about the film!

The hockey movie you’ve been wating for will be out on DVD and on Rogers On Demand may 29th!

Labeled an outcast by his brainy family, a bouncer overcomes long odds to lead a team of under performing misfits to semi-pro hockey glory, beating the crap out of everything that stands in his way. The film stars Seann William Scott, Jay Baruchel, Liev Schreiber and so many more!

Damnit Maurie chats with one of the films stars, Marc-Andre Grondin…

Paramount revealed the first teaser poster for the long awaited Will Ferrell sequel. The poster itself reveals what looks to be the title of the sequel. Check it out for yourself after the jump.

So, will the title of the sequel be Anchorman: The Legend Continues? Also, why are there 6 legs and 4 pairs of pants? Are 2 people missing legs? Let the speculation begin! 2013 can’t come soon enough!!!

Has a Terminator star gone missing? What ridiculously expensive gift did Angelina Jolie get for Brad Pitt? Has John Travolta been cleared of charges? All the answers after the jump.

Is one of the stars of the Terminator franchise missing?

Yup

Nick Stahl, the star of Terminator 3 has gone missing. The former Carnivale star’s wife reported him missing, saying that she hasn’t seen him in a week and believes he’s fallen into problems with drugs. Guess he didn’t say “I’ll be back”?

Did Angelina Jolie buy Brad an aircraft?

Yup. Cuz that’s what you do when you’re filthy stinkin’ rich. Angie bought her finacee a $1.6 million helicopter and flying lessons. A source told The Sun UK, “They had a helicopter pad installed in the grounds of their home in the South of France, so Angelina thought it would be nice to buy Brad a helicopter as a surprise present.”

Oh! Well that makes sense then. What’s the point of having a helicopter pad when you don’t have a helicopter?

John Travolta innocent?

Yes, with regards to the first masseuse case. The first accuser wants his case withdrawn now that flight records and photographs show Travolta was in New York on the date he had accused Travolta of touching him in his naughty place during a massage at the Beverly Hills Hotel. How could Travolta be in two places at the same time?

Well, it’s not possible … unless being a member of Scientology has perks that we don’t know about. No, it’s not possible so he dropped the case. Great news for John but he’s not out of the woods yet. He’s still facing 3 possible lawsuits.