The lawsuit is so insane it’s laughable. A man from Michigan, claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father is suing Bieber, alleging that the teenaged pop star stole his credit card to purchase penis enlargement pills. The crazy man also alleges Bieber is cheating on Gomez with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz. Check out the full list of allegations after the jump.
The document below was obtained from tmz.com
– “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”
– “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”
– “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”
– “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “
At the end of the document the man admits:
“I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!”
Obviously the allegations are completely false. It really makes you question the US legal system though, doesn’t it? How does something this crazy even get filed?