All the answers after the jump.

Jordin Sparks joining Idol as a judge?

Jordin told Hollyscoop:

“No, no. I can say with complete certainty. Um, I wouldn’t want to be a judge. I wouldn’t mind being a mentor, which is different. You go and you encourage the contestants. You say good luck, have a good show. I could never sit there and say ‘that wasn’t good enough’ because I was standing there.”

Gaga engaged?

Well, Mother Monster’s recent activities could definitely be interpreted as leading fans to think that she may be engaged to her boyfriend of a year, Taylor Kinney. According to Starpulse.com, Gaga was spotted visiting the Vera Wang bridal shop in New York City this week, and she was apparently wearing a ring.

Is she engaged?

No. Why? Because both you and I know Gaga’s wedding dress will be a heck of a lot more eccentric than a Vera Wang.

John Mayer and Katy Perry getting intimate?

If you believe Star Magazine, then yes.

According to the tabloid, Katy Perry and John Mayer were making out at a Hollywood Hills pool party this week. The couple couldn’t keep their hands off each other. A source said:

“There was major chemistry between them. He was looking down her bikini top, and they were French kissing really passionately. It was like they were on a honeymoon! John and Katy were all over each other. They were holding hands and kissing the entire time. Even in the pool, they stuck together nonstop.”

Do I believe it? No. I’d think these stars would have a little more restraint than that. Well, maybe not John but definitely Katy.

Is an ALF movie in the works?

Yup.

The original voice of ALF, Paul Fusco, will be coming back for the big screen version of the fuzzy extraterrestrial. The film will merge live action with CGI.