#KiSSDiSH

  • Is Katie Holmes cutting all ties to Tom Cruise?
  • Did Tom tell Katie she couldn’t do a Dawson’s Creek film?
  • Is Jessica Simpson causing a household stink?
  • Gotye dead?
  • Lovato & Horan dating?
  • Baldwin quit twitter?

All the answers after the jump.

 

Sure sounds like it. Around the same time she filed for divorce from Tom Cruise after 6 years of marriage, Katie Holmes began firing staff. TMZ.com reported that Holmes fired the security detail — a bodyguard and driver — late last week because of their allegiance to Cruise. It’s unclear if they were Scientologists but it IS clear Katie wants Tom’s influence gone.

BTW in the divorce documents, Katie reportedly wrote that her marriage was “irretrievably” broken at least six months prior to her filing.

 

 

Did Tom Cruise forbid Katie Holmes from making a Dawson’s Creek movie?

 

Us Weekly claims Tom forbade it when the idea came about, saying that it would be like a career regression for Katie.

Before we get to whether it’s true or not, a Dawson’s Creek movie would be AWESOME! But, only if it meant Joey finally righted the wrong of the series finale by NOW choosing Dawson over Pacey, the way it should have been all along … but I digress.

Is this rumour true? God no, it wasn’t true the first time it was reported a month ago by the National Enquirer. The supposed reunion was just something that various cast members had joked about in interviews as of late.

 

 

Is Jessica Simpson stinking up bathrooms because she’s on the master cleanse to help lose baby weight?

 

That’s what the Enquirer says. According to the tabloid, Simpson is downing “crazy concoctions of maple syrup, lemon juice, beets, herbal laxative tea, cayenne pepper, and more” and it’s causing her to stink up most of the bathrooms in the house.

First off … let me just clear a myth. There is NO POSSIBLE way to leave a NON STINKY number 2. Ladies do NOT poop roses, it’s a fact.

Is the rumour true though?

Nope. A Simpson family insider says Jess isn’t even on a cleanse.

 

 

Finally, a few quickies

 

Gotye commit suicide?

Nope. He’s just the victim of the latest Internet death hoax.

Although it WAS reported on CNN’s website as part of it’s iReport social network.

 

 

Are Demi Lovato and 1D’s Niall Horan dating?

Demi Lovato is insisting that her and One Direction’s Niall Horan are not dating. Demi said:

“No, I’m not with him. He’s really sweet and he’s one of my really good friends now. But I’m single at the moment. And I plan to be for a long time because I need to focus on my career and myself and my well-being before I think about getting in a relationship with anyone.”

 

 

Did Alec Baldwin quit twitter?

Yup. Again. The actor deactivated his account on Monday after sending one last message to his followers, telling them, “It’s been fun.”

Don’t worry, the last time he quit it only lasted a month before he was back on.