Did Lindsay Lohan get attacked at a bar? Is Britney joining X Factor because she has a crush on one of the judges? Are Kim and Kanye getting married? All the answers after the jump.

Did Lindsay Lohan get attacked at a nightclub?

Yup. The same club where she allegedly got into a fight a week and a half ago. This time though, Lindsay wasn’t even drinking, didn’t throw a punch … didn’t instigate it at all. A lady who (apparently wasn’t a fan) said something nasty, Lindsay told her to shut up and the lady threw a drink at her. The lady was escorted out before things could escalate. Ya got off easy this time Lilo.

Is Britney joining the X Factor because she wants to get closer to one of the judges?

That’s how the story goes according to the National Enquirer. They say Britney’s joining the show as a judge because she’s got a major crush on Simon Cowell. So, is it true?

NO.

Not only is this rumour ridiculous (she’s recently engaged … HELLO!) but it’s also gross. Come on.

Are Kim and Kanye getting married soon?

Doubt it. Although In Touch is reporting Kim is telling all her friends she plans to marry him as soon as possible. Ummm, her divorce with Kris Humphries isn’t even finalized yet, plus I’d say Kim will wait a while before heading down the aisle for a 3rd time. Plus, think Kim and Kanye will last? Ummmmm