SNOOKI is riding a Rocket! She’s on the cover of Rolling Stone. If you don’t want to buy the magazine…I’ll give you the deets on the interview. I picked the top 5 for ya!

1. She’s preparing herself for her post JS career. She looks up to Jessica Simpson and her empire. Snooks would like to brand herself in everything. And  you gotta give it to Jessica who did the same. She’s turn nothing into something. She’s the modern day Suzanne Sommers flogging stuff everywhere. I own a pair of her shoes! ( and yes I bought a fake pony when she did that hair thing with Ken Paves). So if Snooki shows up on the Shopping Channel. I may just buy what she’s selling!

2. If I do something stupid [on the show], which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.”

3. Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff I do is, like, ‘Really, Nicole?’ I look like a freakin’ alcoholic. I’m like, ‘You’re sweating. Your makeup is running. You look gross.’

4. The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend [Jionni LaValle]. The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex.”

5. We can’t have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the President died, we’d have no idea. There’s no normalcy. It’s just like prison with cameras.”